the rules

Rules are often perceived as loose guidelines. In this case, they are not meant to be broken. It is strictly for our safety and for those who may come in close contact with us during our La Booze Vie sessions. You have been warned.

Rule 1. No texting during (or for 3 hours following) each La Booze Vie engagement.
Rule 2. No duplicate drinks. If we’ve had it before, we must choose another.
Rule 3. If Johnny recommends a drink, one of us must order it.
Rule 4. No drunk driving.
Rule 5. Do not touch any moving parts.
Rule 6. No calling, texting, or picking up Jammer (even if he does live across the street).
Rule 7. Betting (whether small or large) is strictly prohibited.
Rule 8. The Lushes will never attempt to seduce their guests (even if you want us to).
Rule 9. Pants not required.